Residents were left stunned last night after a mysterious rapper and producer duo were reportedly spotted leaving “yo mom’s house” carrying a half-eaten pizza, two studio microphones, and what witnesses described as “an absolutely fire mixtape.”
Neighbours say the pair arrived around 8PM blasting old-school hip hop classics before disappearing inside for several hours. One local resident claimed they heard loud bass, questionable freestyles, and someone yelling “RUN THAT BACK!” at least 47 times.
“It started with music,” said one eyewitness, “but then I smelled grilled cheese sandwiches at like midnight. That’s when I knew something serious was happening.”
Sources close to the situation say yo mom personally rated the unreleased album “better than 90% of what’s on the radio” before allegedly challenging the duo to Mario Kart in the kitchen.
The rapper involved refused to comment directly, only posting “WE OUTSIDE 🍕🎤” on social media shortly after the incident.
Meanwhile, the producer was reportedly last seen searching the fridge for juice while asking if anyone had the WiFi password.
Police have confirmed no crimes were committed, although several neighbours have filed complaints regarding “excessive vibes.”
More updates coming soon on WhaatTF News.